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Stranger: hey
You: howdy
Stranger: AWMAHGEE
You: oh my
Stranger: ARE YOU FROM TEXAS?
You: no..
Stranger: cause i am
Stranger: oh
You: :O
Stranger: well then
You: ur from texas!
Stranger: YESS!
You: oooommmmggggg
Stranger: ITS AWESOME!
You: wheres texas?
Stranger: .............. in the southern usa........
You: oh
You: do u know whats so special about los angeles?
You: coz we were talking about america today
You: except since we're on the other side of the world
You: we dont know american geography
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Well she obviously didn't want to talk about America
You: heyheyhey
Stranger: what?
You: nothingnothingnothing
Stranger: what??
You: nvm nvm nvm
Stranger: what???
You: uhhh wha?
Stranger: what????
You: thats for sure
Stranger: of course.
Stranger: wouldn't you agree?
You: of course, i always agree
Stranger: what with?
You: how delish asian cuisine are
Stranger: oh
Stranger: why?
You: yummmbboooess
You: cause they are. the end.
Stranger: i'm not convinced.
You: oh yeah?!
You: then what kind of food do u like?
Stranger: oh, things.
Stranger: edible things.
Stranger: you know
Stranger: that sort of thing.
You: seaweed
You: yeah
You: i can relate
Stranger: in other news
Stranger: are photons bosons?
You: papadamums
Stranger: oh
Stranger: for reals?
You: fo shure
You: spesh tomcats!!!!!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i still think you're wrong about the photons
You: i love fooooooooood
Stranger: are you fat?
You: no
You: im hungry
Stranger: sad times.
Stranger: you should be fat
You: oh but im not
Stranger: if you were fat, you'd always be hungry
You: gooood genes :D
Stranger: very fashionable
You: very sciencey
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what's your favourite quark?
You: are you like a science professor?
Stranger: absolutely spot on.
Stranger: i'm like a science professor.
You: oh dear
Stranger: but with better hair
You: oh oh oh dear
Stranger: and cuter toes
You: oh my soul
Stranger: are you like a science professor?
You: no
Stranger: not even a little bit like one?
You: no
You: n
Stranger: but you like food, right?
You: blahhh science
You: yes i do
Stranger: and science professors like food too
Stranger: so you're at least a tiny bit like one.
You: psychology!
Stranger: sausages.
You: psychology
You: ..
Stranger: :(
Stranger: sausages.
You: i like psychology :)
Stranger: i like sausages.
You: we like to observe
Stranger: do you like sausages?
You: i like chocolate
Stranger: you like to observe? you should love astronomy then
Stranger: that's all they do.
You: yea i do
Stranger: well that's something else you've got in common with like science professors.
You: yesyes
You: WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU?
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW!
You: oh dear oh dear
Stranger: BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT ABOUT IT
Stranger: BECAUSE IT'LL UPSET THE CHILDREN
You: CAPS MAKES ME FEEL SUPERIOR!!!!
Stranger: AND NO ONE WANTS TO UPSET THE CHILDREN
You: BUT CHILDREN NATURALLY LOVE ME ANYWAYS!
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