#1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: RaWr
You: .
Stranger: asl?
You: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 U CN
Stranger: yay
You: you?
Stranger: 15 , f ,nz
You: ohhhhhhh haiiiiiiiz
You: is that kiwi land o_O
Stranger: hell yea!
Stranger: msn?
You: ummm
You: im not a guy
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#2
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: ni hao
Stranger: from?
You: a la mexico
You: in the land of burrito~~
You: dan shi wo ke yi shuo po tong hua
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Had better ones but I kept on closing then

#3